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The Machine Speaks and today it talks of Sharks.

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I hope you like the Art for my Slightly Imperfect design that is now up for voting @Threadless

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February 15th Wild Berry Valentine’s Day 3.5oz Box Stats

Wild Cherry = 23
Strawberry = 20
Berry Punch = 25
Melon Berry = 14
Raspberry = 23

Total = 105

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Skittle Stats: February 9th, 2012. Crazy Cores Bag Stats

Cherry Lemonade = 16
Melon Berry = 11
Mango Peach = 17
Strawberry Watermelon = 9
Blue Raspberry Lemon = 6

Total = 59

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I drew you a crazy shape faces mug of coffee

They look a little crazy. Hope you like it.

This is part of my “The Daily Coffee” marker drawing series.

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Skittle Stats: January 24th Wild Berry 2.17 oz. Bag

Wild Cherry = 12
Strawberry = 5
Berry Punch = 14
Melon Berry = 17
Raspberry = 11

Total = 59

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Skittles! This video is crazy.

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November 14th, 8 Fun Size Original Halloween Bags Stats

Strawberry = 22
Orange = 25
Lemon = 25
Lime = 34
Grape = 23

Total = 129

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Elly is Crazy Lawn Chair guy! Thanks for having fun with my Halloween costume idea. More photos by Elly here.

Here is the original Photoshop image idea for the Crazy Lawn Chair guy costume:

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$August 15th, BLENDERS!!!!! Stats Cherry Tropicolada = 14.25Strawberry Lime Blast = 12Mango Lemonade Freeze = 17.375Watermelon Green Apple Freeze = 4.5Melon Berry = 9Total = 57.125There were a lot of small deformed bits that caused all the skittle fractions.$

August 15th, BLENDERS!!!!! Stats

Cherry Tropicolada = 14.25
Strawberry Lime Blast = 12
Mango Lemonade Freeze = 17.375
Watermelon Green Apple Freeze = 4.5
Melon Berry = 9

Total = 57.125
There were a lot of small deformed bits that caused all the skittle fractions.

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July 14th Wild Berry Bag Stats

Wild Cherry = 5
Strawberry = 13
Berry Punch = 9
Melon Berry = 12
Raspberry = 10

Total = 49 (Wow a light bag. My last Wild Berry Bag had 61. I feel a little jipped.)