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The Key”bored” Prank by Brandon Ortwein
If you work in an office and have played pranks on your co-workers then you all know the old remove all the keys from the keyboard prank. Well this design is a play off of that idea, mixed with the classic WTF.
Posted it to Society6 for those people that like it and just want it now.
Also available in darker colors and girls sizes.
Sir Halloween by Brandon Ortwein
Sir Halloween is now over for Voting at DBH. This 1 color on Black design features Sir Halloween, who has seen a lot of fright, fight, and war. He is heavily decorated in the art or scare.
Vote and Comment Now
5 New DBH Collective Shirts by Brandon Ortwein
There are now 5 New Shirts available in my DBH Collective clothing store. SHOP the whole store Now.
or Shop The five new shirts:
A College Venn Diagram
A College Venn Diagram by Brandon Ortwein
Now available at the DBH Collective in both Guys and Girls Tees. Also find a selection of color tee options to pick from including White (as shown above).
The Empty Jar of Fireflies by bortwein is up for scoring in our Palin White T’s design challenge!
There are only 6 more days to score your favorite glow-in-the-dark and ultraviolet ink design submissions!
Threadless is Awesome.
The Empty Jar of Fireflies - by Brandon Ortwein
Inside/Outside in the light it is just a plain empty jar. Simple and beautiful. When it gets dark the Glow Ink reveals the Fireflies that give life to the “empty jar”. I hope you like it.
Submitted to Threadless for the Plain White T(ee)s design challenge.
Midnight Alarm “I Miss You” - by Brandon Ortwein
This is my design for the Plain White T’s challenge at Threadless. The idea was Inspired by the Lyrics from the song “Should’ve Gone To Bed”.
I only miss you at midnight
But when that lonely clock strikes
That’s when I wish you were here
The angel knows it’s not right
But the devil’s in my heart tonight
Whispering things in my earSo I down my cup
And then I hit you up
Saying stupid stuff….
Using only Black ink and 2 different glow ink colors.
I hope you like it, help spread the word, and give it a big 5$ for me.
Thanks, Brandon
25% Off Spring Sale @ DBH Collective / bortwein
Shop Now during the DBH 25% OFF Spring Sale! These savings apply to my DBH Collective Store as well. Just use the SPRING13 Code at check out.
SHOP NOW: @ www.designbyhumans.com/shop/bortwein
Sale valid from March 21st to March 24th. Act now!
