the bortwein rebort
This is a tumblelog, kinda like a blog but with short-form, mixed-media posts with stuff I like. Scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
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ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
The Machine Speaks and today it talks of Sharks.
Everyone smile like the Captain.
A humorous take on the Flamingo name mashed-up with a traffic light theme. Thus: FlaminGo-Yield-Stop
It’s time to Jump In Head First. Summer fun in the backyard with all of your favorite activities. That is what this 4 words design is all about and you can vote on it now @Threadless.
It had to be done… a mash-up of The Big Bang Theory and Sparks McGee. Dr. Sheldon Cooper never saw it coming. Also, I see the next hot toy at Comic Con. Someone needs to make it happen and then send me one. ;-)
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(hahaha this is actually amazing :D)Well, this pretty much wrecks the curve, doesn’t it?
“Scent of the Prime” a doodle inspired by a misheard song lyric in the song “Feeling Good” by Michael Bublé. The actual lyrics go like this:
Stars when you shine
You know how I feel
Scent of the pine
You know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel
What would Optimus Prime Cologne smell like? Gun metal and Oil?
I hope you like it.
I drew you a flying luchador mug of coffee
Originally sketched out for a Threadless collaboration. This flying luchador of coffee is extreme hot and will hurt your face. :-0
Hope you like it.
This is part of my “The Daily Coffee” marker drawing series.
I drew you a Sparks McGee collectors mug of coffee
This is a tribute or collectors mug for the one and only Sparks McGee.
Don’t cross him or he will crush you and then drive off into space in his muscle car.
Hope you like it.
This is part of my “The Daily Coffee” marker drawing series.
